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2003
Editorial - Jan 2004 - 2004 Prophetic Predictions


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Deon Unthank

2004 Prophetic Predictions - By the all seeing, all knowing MahaDeon I thought that we would see what the all knowing, all seeing MahaDeon could predict for the future. He has an awesome accuracy of 10%, so I’m sure that we can trust him to enlighten us. Here are the all seeing and all knowing, great one’s predictions: 1. Gold City will break tradition as Tim Riley retires and hire a female Bass singer. 2. The Dove Brothers will drastically change their style as the move into the Progressive Southern Black Gospel arena singing such songs as "My Sweet Lord". 3. Calvin Newton will change from being the Bad Boy of Gospel Music to wearing tights and a cape and become the Good Boy of Gospel Music, leaping buildings in a single bound. 4. Greater Vision will now have to wear glasses on stage in order to see the audience. 5. The Florida Boys will set a new fashion trend in Southern Gospel Music by wearing golf shirts to all their concerts. 6. The Crabb Family will replace Jason, Adam, and Aaron with soundtracks. Kelly will rebound quickly after hiring Dolly Parton to sing backup. 7. There will be a landslide of ticket sales as the NQC introduces the first of eight soloists performing on Saturday night. 8. Taylor Mason will hijack a Gaither Homecoming and do the whole concert with puppets wearing bad wigs. 9. Buses will be the official mode of transportation in Southern Gospel Music and many groups will be arrested for showering while driving on the interstate. 10. Elvis Presley will be found living in east Tennessee and become the bus driver for Palmetto State Quartet. (Relax, this was all done in fun!)

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Deon Unthank's avatar Kathy, I'm glad that you clarified and set straight that rumor. One only has to be around the Crabb Family for a little while to realize their dedication to the work of the Lord. Besides, I've heard that Kathy is a hard task master, and those kids ain't going nowhere.. LOL. We love you Kathy.

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